2011年8月8日星期一

Fall Rivers keeping Will Flanagan down

Fall Rivers keeping Will Flanagan down

Last week the smell of victory hung over Government Center like a cloud of lilac perfume.Out in the street happy supporters of Fall River Mayor Will Flanagan frolicked. They were makin it natural too.A little while ago our mayor stepped boldly onto the national stage and sought a citywide ban on Lazy Cakes melatonin-laced brownies sold in convenience stores right next to the disposable lighters and steel wool people use when they smoke crack.

For those of you currently obeying the law,automotive shenzhen electronics online Store product updates for the automotive electronics market will continue to inject new impetus for cars e-market growth. steel wool goes with crack because if youre using a glass pipe you stuff a piece of the steel wool into the pipe to use as a kind of filter. After youre done smoking the rock you can hit the steel wool with the flame from the lighter to try and get another hit. If you smoke crack, you always want another hit.Its limited clothes storage will be overcome with the use of plenty of space for best-hangersLazy Cakes are also sold near the rolling papers and the grape-flavored blunts.None of this matters being merely the junk knowledge you get from living in a city where people are using heroin like it was table salt.Whats really important is not the fact that drugs and drug paraphernalia are sold all over the city.

Whats really important is that the Food and Drug Administration doesnt like Lazy Cakes any more than Mayor Flanagan likes Lazy Cakes.And rising over other darker scents the sweet smell of victory pervades the air in downtown Fall River.See Flanagan supporters say. He was right The FDA says so You laughed at our mayor but he was right And the peasants rejoiceThe FDA is a federal agency What they do is investigate regulate and rule on the purity of food and drugs The name says it all.Good thing we got em too. Despite the endless cries for smaller government there are some things only the feds can do. If a slaughterhouse in Kearney Neb produces hamburger that gets shipped to grocery stores in Cranston you cant expect the mayor of the city of Cranston to taste all the hamburger in all of Cranstons grocery stores and then decide if its fit to eat. Thats not the mayors job.

The mayor of Cranston or the mayor of anyplace else for that matter is occupied not with matters of national food policy but with smaller things.The mayor of Cranston or any other town is supposed to make sure the schools dont stink. Hes supposed to be concerned with potholes zoning economic development illegal rainwater taxes crime stuff like that boring stuff local stuff stuff that might make a difference to an widow living alone in a five-room apartment.

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